Welcome to my life. Most of it I have forgotten, in which case I shall make it up. Either way, you will be able to choose which area of my life you want to read about. Of course, the fact you want to read about it is quite sad, unless you are a lecturer who has to read it in order to grade me. So I shall begin.
When a man and a woman love each other very much...ok I won't go there. Everyone has seen a porn movie at one stage of their lives, so there's no reason for me to explain. I came into this world at 6:06am December 10, 1982. My mum went into labour during Coronation Street. Needless to say she missed the ending, and I think she's held it against me for a large part of my life. I was born in Chester, England. Yes, I am a pom, and yes, I do whinge. However, due to my dad's job as an electrical engineer, our family were carted off to live in Hong Kong when I was 6 months old.
Now, here comes the first Choose Your Own Adventure. if you want to read about my family, click here. If you want to read about my time in Hong Kong, click here.